dannyfenton:

shut the fruitcup 

pastypirate:

“i don’t care what kind of blog you have, there’s no excuse not to reblog this” 

yes there is, i don’t fucking want to.

(Source: mendimeshume)

africkins:

my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”